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Marketers and Epic Lose

Mon May 11, 2009, 2:43 AM
  • Mood: Lmao
  • Listening to: the radio
  • Reading: JSA: Princes of Darkness
  • Watching: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
  • Playing: LoE/Dragonadopters/Unicreatures
  • Eating: Dinner
  • Drinking: Water
or, The Best Line to Use on Marketers

Me: Hello?
Guy: Hello, miss, I'm calling from Prudential [insurance company] about blahblah MediShield blahblah CPF blahblah...
Me: Are you looking for someone? [my phone is registered under my mum, and sometimes I get calls from random companies looking for her]
Guy: No, I'm calling from Prudential...
Me: Are you looking for anyone in particular?
Guy: Oh no, we're doing marketing for our new...
Me: I'm not interested.
Guy: But miss, that can't be, because you haven't heard what I have to say...
Me: You don't understand. I'm a primary school student. I don't think this is relevant to me.
*beep*

From a (cold) call I got this afternoon. I found it totally hilarious that he fell for it! :D [Primary school is for 7-12 year olds.] My mum later pointed out that he would later realize that primary school kids can't talk like that, but hey, he put down the phone, not me! XD

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Hey all~ My name is Tessa, I'm seventeen (got this subscription for my birthday <333), and this is me and my fursona. I'm rather quirky, you might say, but I'm always game to try new things!

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  • Favourite cartoon character: Have a guess. Green, Ma'aleca'andran. Difficult much?
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:iconwolfie-janice:
TESSA my birthday buddy! Happy 17th to you too! How was it?

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:icontessa7338:
It was awesome :D Hope you had an awesome birthday too~!

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:iconazuire:
Happy Hatchday? ;)

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musicians who haven't learned to play
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think us priests who haven't learnt to pray.

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:icontessa7338:
D'aw. Tee wai :3
By the way, thanks for the link you sent. I signed up :)

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Interesting.

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poets are singers who haven't learnt to sing
musicians who haven't learned to play
they know not what it is we bring
think us priests who haven't learnt to pray.

--Azuire//lastfactor&c.

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