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.: Tessa :.
Hey all~ My name is Tessa, I'm seventeen (got this subscription for my birthday <333), and this is me and my fursona. I'm rather quirky, you might say, but I'm always game to try new things!

Current Residence: Singapore
Favourite genre of music: Anything with a strong beat
Operating System: Windows
MP3 player of choice: Whichever has Brainiac in it.
Favourite cartoon character: Have a guess. Green, Ma'aleca'andran. Difficult much?
Personal Quote: "Evil. It's what I do best."
  • Listening to: the radio
  • Reading: JSA: Princes of Darkness
  • Watching: The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
  • Playing: LoE/Dragonadopters/Unicreatures
  • Eating: Dinner
  • Drinking: Water
or, The Best Line to Use on Marketers

Me: Hello?
Guy: Hello, miss, I'm calling from Prudential [insurance company] about blahblah MediShield blahblah CPF blahblah...
Me: Are you looking for someone? [my phone is registered under my mum, and sometimes I get calls from random companies looking for her]
Guy: No, I'm calling from Prudential...
Me: Are you looking for anyone in particular?
Guy: Oh no, we're doing marketing for our new...
Me: I'm not interested.
Guy: But miss, that can't be, because you haven't heard what I have to say...
Me: You don't understand. I'm a primary school student. I don't think this is relevant to me.

From a (cold) call I got this afternoon. I found it totally hilarious that he fell for it! :D [Primary school is for 7-12 year olds.] My mum later pointed out that he would later realize that primary school kids can't talk like that, but hey, he put down the phone, not me! XD

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flutterdoodle Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2011
Hi Tessa! This is Wolfie!
Debs1558 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Huzzah! It's going to be your 5th birthday on devART! :D *throws confetti*
synconi Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2009   Artisan Crafter
Thank you for the fave! :heart:
wolfie-janice Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2009
TESSA my birthday buddy! Happy 17th to you too! How was it?
tessa7338 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2009
It was awesome :D Hope you had an awesome birthday too~!
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