Aphrodite:
1. Bring Galatea to life
2. Make Hades fall in love
3. Cheat on husband
4. Make pots of money selling strip poker guidebook
5. Scream at son
6. Host mass orgy
7. Take over world.

Demeter:
1. Call Persephone for two hour long chat
2. Kill son-in-law.
3. Check that milkman is not eyeing dress
4. Kill son-in-law.
5. Kill milkman
6. Kill son-in-law.
7. Make crops grow.

Hades:
1. Avoid mother-in-law's murderous rage
2. Fire Charon
3. Feed Cerberus; fix hole in ceiling
4. Rehire Charon
5. Judge souls
6. Write complaint letter to Poseidon
7. Buy Persephone flowers.

Poseidon:
1. Rape people.
2. Wreck Hades's ceiling
3. Rape more people.
4. Cause tidal wave
5. Terrorize innocent cities
6. Demand live human sacrifices for no good reason
7. Feed Hades's complaint letter to Charybdis.

Hera:
1. Kill Zeus's illegitimate children
2. Buy new vase for flowers
3. Make Zeus sleep on couch
4. Kill Tiresias.
5. Call Athena and plot against Aphrodite.
6. Look after Jason.
7. Have Zeus microchipped.

Zeus:
1. Have affair
2. Watch over illegitimate children; having conveniently disposed of their mothers
3. Prevent Hera from killing illegitimate children.
4. Force oracles to make prophecies about the greatness of said children
5. Buy Hera flowers
6. Use Roy Sullivan as target practice
7. Get a better couch.

Ares:
1. Insinuate that the love generation are schizophrenic psychopaths and have them conveniently discredited.
2. Make war in their absence.
3. Make chaos and carnage
4. Flirt with Aphrodite
5. Make Hephastus forge new war weaponry
6. Admire self's persuasive ability, proceed to Sparta.
7. Think of better plan to thwart Athena.

Athena:
1. Turn Arachne into spider, the little twat.
2. Feed pet owl.
3. Answer Hera's call and plot against Aphrodite
4. Cure Pallas's skin, Cerberus used it as a chew toy...AGAIN.
5. Watch over Zeus's illegitimate childen.
6. Prevent Ares from destroying all of known civilisation
7. Send miracles to Athens.

Hermes:
1. Deliver Hades's complaint letter.
2. Ferry dead souls
3. Flirt with mortal girls
4. Polish helmet.
5. Play chess with the North Wind.
6. Take sandals to cobbler.
7. Deliver all those flowers!