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Marketers and Epic Lose
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or, The Best Line to Use on Marketers
Me: Hello?
Guy: Hello, miss, I'm calling from Prudential [insurance company] about blahblah MediShield blahblah CPF blahblah...
Me: Are you looking for someone? [my phone is registered under my mum, and sometimes I get calls from random companies looking for her]
Guy: No, I'm calling from Prudential...
Me: Are you looking for anyone in particular?
Guy: Oh no, we're doing marketing for our new...
Me: I'm not interested.
Guy: But miss, that can't be, because you haven't heard what I have to say...
Me: You don't understand. I'm a primary school student. I don't think this is relevant to me.
*beep*
From a (cold) call I got this afternoon. I found it totally hilarious that he fell for it!
[Primary school is for 7-12 year olds.] My mum later pointed out that he would later realize that primary school kids can't talk like that, but hey, he put down the phone, not me! XD
Me: Hello?
Guy: Hello, miss, I'm calling from Prudential [insurance company] about blahblah MediShield blahblah CPF blahblah...
Me: Are you looking for someone? [my phone is registered under my mum, and sometimes I get calls from random companies looking for her]
Guy: No, I'm calling from Prudential...
Me: Are you looking for anyone in particular?
Guy: Oh no, we're doing marketing for our new...
Me: I'm not interested.
Guy: But miss, that can't be, because you haven't heard what I have to say...
Me: You don't understand. I'm a primary school student. I don't think this is relevant to me.
*beep*
From a (cold) call I got this afternoon. I found it totally hilarious that he fell for it!
[Primary school is for 7-12 year olds.] My mum later pointed out that he would later realize that primary school kids can't talk like that, but hey, he put down the phone, not me! XD
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Total Randomness
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... And Grife, they tempt us to subscribe by waving journal options in our faces? The nerve!
So, I finally got myself that new avatar. It's Soulflight, the awesome Dreamsnare Kuhna that I got from Baals-Baby as payment for my work for Evelon. Worship her now! >:D Pixelled the little heart and animated it out of boredom. Boredom also crated this i7.photobucket.com/albums/y264… wallpaper based off my Magic: the Gathering deck. (If you're reading this, out of curiosity, do you play Magic too?) I am SO bored.
Bleh exams. Don't feel like studying, least of all for English. At least it'll be over soon. Now we can look forward to doing a massive external research project during the holidays! Hip hip hoo-flippin'-ray!
Once the holidays kick in, I owe Jalapeno on Evelon art, and I have a couple of Subeta auctions which I have no idea why, but I never finished. Hoo boy. Guilt.
So, I finally got myself that new avatar. It's Soulflight, the awesome Dreamsnare Kuhna that I got from Baals-Baby as payment for my work for Evelon. Worship her now! >:D Pixelled the little heart and animated it out of boredom. Boredom also crated this i7.photobucket.com/albums/y264… wallpaper based off my Magic: the Gathering deck. (If you're reading this, out of curiosity, do you play Magic too?) I am SO bored.
Bleh exams. Don't feel like studying, least of all for English. At least it'll be over soon. Now we can look forward to doing a massive external research project during the holidays! Hip hip hoo-flippin'-ray!
Once the holidays kick in, I owe Jalapeno on Evelon art, and I have a couple of Subeta auctions which I have no idea why, but I never finished. Hoo boy. Guilt.
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Quiz XIII - Mythical Creatures
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What Mythical Creature Are You?
[stolen from Bitterlimeparakeet
~Centaur:
[x] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[x] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[/] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[x] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[/] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[x] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[x] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 7
Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips
[ ] You are very intelligent.
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[ ] You rarely get sick.
[ ] You are a very hard worker.
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 1
Fairy:
[x] You are happy a lot of the time.
[x] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[ ] You are very shy.
[x] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[/] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[ ] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 4.5
Gnome/Dwarf:
[x] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[ ] You are an isolationist.
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[x] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[ ] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[x] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[/] You have a short temper.
Total: 5.5
Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[/] You often take things that aren't yours.
[/] You are easily angered.
[x] Death fascinates you.
[x] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[ ] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[x] You love to trick others.
[ ] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 4
Mermaid:
[ ] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[x] You are good at swimming.
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[/] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[x] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 2.5
Vampire:
[ ] You're a night person.
[ ] You have a fascination with blood.
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[x] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[x] You are not religious at all.
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[ ] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[x] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[ ] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[ ] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 4
Werewolf:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
[/] The ability to shape shift is the best superpower to you.
[x] You prefer gold over silver items.
[x] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[x] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone.
[ ] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[x] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 7.5
Wizard/Witch:
[ ] You love chemistry.
[ ] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[ ] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[x] You are a nature lover.
[ ] You have a strong sense of responsibility (you use your talents positively)
[x] You spent a lot of time alone.
[ ] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[x] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[ ] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[ ] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 3
Zombie:
[ ] You are pale
[ ] You are hungry a lot.
[/] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[x] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat.
[/] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[ ] You make grunts and moans a lot
[ ] You enjoy learning about psychology because you study the brain.
[ ] You usually walk slow.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 4
Result:
Looks like I'm a werewolf, rawr~ But I'm surprised that I got quite high for Centaur. Well.
[stolen from Bitterlimeparakeet
~Centaur:
[x] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[x] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[/] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[x] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[/] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[x] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[x] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 7
Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips
[ ] You are very intelligent.
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[ ] You rarely get sick.
[ ] You are a very hard worker.
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 1
Fairy:
[x] You are happy a lot of the time.
[x] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[ ] You are very shy.
[x] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[/] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[ ] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 4.5
Gnome/Dwarf:
[x] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[ ] You are an isolationist.
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[x] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[ ] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[x] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[/] You have a short temper.
Total: 5.5
Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[/] You often take things that aren't yours.
[/] You are easily angered.
[x] Death fascinates you.
[x] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[ ] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[x] You love to trick others.
[ ] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 4
Mermaid:
[ ] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[x] You are good at swimming.
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[/] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[x] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 2.5
Vampire:
[ ] You're a night person.
[ ] You have a fascination with blood.
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[x] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[x] You are not religious at all.
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[ ] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[x] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[ ] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[ ] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 4
Werewolf:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
[/] The ability to shape shift is the best superpower to you.
[x] You prefer gold over silver items.
[x] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[x] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone.
[ ] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[x] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 7.5
Wizard/Witch:
[ ] You love chemistry.
[ ] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[ ] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[x] You are a nature lover.
[ ] You have a strong sense of responsibility (you use your talents positively)
[x] You spent a lot of time alone.
[ ] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[x] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[ ] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[ ] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 3
Zombie:
[ ] You are pale
[ ] You are hungry a lot.
[/] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[x] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat.
[/] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[ ] You make grunts and moans a lot
[ ] You enjoy learning about psychology because you study the brain.
[ ] You usually walk slow.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 4
Result:
Looks like I'm a werewolf, rawr~ But I'm surprised that I got quite high for Centaur. Well.
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Seventeen going on Eighteen
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Yes, I turn 17 today. I suppose this year's pre-birthday season has been quite alright, except for Maths. Sprock Maths. Though I asked my teacher nicely and he gave me a present too, even though it's a small one.
ASDF GHJKL. I'M SUBSCRIBED~!!!
A big hug to whoever subscribed me (because I can't seem to find it anywhere XD) Thank you so much <333 (If you gave me the asterisk next to my username, it's up to you if you whether or not you want to remain anonymous. But know that I love you forever)
I must find/make myself a CSS this weekend. I sort of noticed the lack of ads when I logged in XDD
Edit: Make that an equals sign. I've always wanted to be a beta tester~ :3 Also played around with my page a bit. I have a shoutbox now, and a Visitors box which I always wanted <3
Other than that, not much to say. Tenth week of Evelon employment. Tons of homework and projects. Got StepMania from a friend but have yet to try it out. I should really read the papers more often.
ASDF GHJKL. I'M SUBSCRIBED~!!!
A big hug to whoever subscribed me (because I can't seem to find it anywhere XD) Thank you so much <333 (If you gave me the asterisk next to my username, it's up to you if you whether or not you want to remain anonymous. But know that I love you forever
)I must find/make myself a CSS this weekend. I sort of noticed the lack of ads when I logged in XDD
Edit: Make that an equals sign. I've always wanted to be a beta tester~ :3 Also played around with my page a bit. I have a shoutbox now, and a Visitors box which I always wanted <3
Other than that, not much to say. Tenth week of Evelon employment. Tons of homework and projects. Got StepMania from a friend but have yet to try it out. I should really read the papers more often.
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Art Auction + Stuff
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Auctioning art on Subeta! www.subeta.net/forums/view/449…
In other news, I fell down the steps on Friday and sprained my ankle. Owch.
I've been employed as a concept artist for about a month on Evelon, and I'm thoroughly enjoying it
I can't go for the Pre-U Seminar, which is a biotch.
Marcedel caught my kiriban, but he hasn't requested anything yet.
Rawr.
Also started to play Magic: the Gathering, and KaraokeParty. I highly recommend the former for those with money, and the latter for those with a voice and a microphone.
That's all. May edit if I think of more stuff.
In other news, I fell down the steps on Friday and sprained my ankle. Owch.
I've been employed as a concept artist for about a month on Evelon, and I'm thoroughly enjoying it
I can't go for the Pre-U Seminar, which is a biotch.
Marcedel caught my kiriban, but he hasn't requested anything yet.
Rawr.
Also started to play Magic: the Gathering, and KaraokeParty. I highly recommend the former for those with money, and the latter for those with a voice and a microphone.
That's all. May edit if I think of more stuff.
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